"HOUSE"
Angst and Surrender
By Philosopher Stephan Pacheco
Synopsis:
Foreman is called a racist by a black Civil Rights activist, Michael Doria. The young doctors are shocked to find out that House was involved in the Civil Rights movement and is a long time friend of Doria. House surrenders to his emotions as he sits by the bedside of his dying comrade. The young team of doctors struggle with the angst of boredom. They eventually raid the entertainment center of the hospital, House's office.
EXTRA CAST
MICHAEL DORIA: A former Civil Rights advocate. He speaks slowly and well. His words are kindly even when he is criticizing. He is more like Mother Teresa or a monk, rather than Martin Luther King or an evangelist.
HIPPY MAN and HIPPY WOMAN
SCENE ONE:
An elderly well spoken black man lies in a hospital bed. He is badly beaten.
FOREMAN enters.
FOREMAN
Mr. Doria? Are you awake sir?
DORIA opens his eyes and stares at the young doctor.
FOREMAN
Sir? Are you the Michael Doria that marched with Doctor King?
DORIA stares at Foreman for a moment and roles over. FOREMAN walks to the other side of the bed.
FOREMAN
Mr. Doria, my Uncle told me your name once. He knew you.
DORIA stares at him.
FOREMAN
His name was Elijah...
DORIA
He was a racist.
FOREMAN
No. Sir, he...
DORIA
If his name was Elijah he was a Muslim. If he was a Muslim he was a racist, like that bastard Muhammad Ali.
FOREMAN
Mr. Doria he marched with you and Dr. King in Alabama.
DORIA
So, what! We've all got feet, any hate filled man can walk on a street. If he marched with a Muslim name he marched with the idea that he deserves something, just because of the color of his skin. It is the Black Muslim message that destroyed the message of equality that Martin spoke. The movement is a failure because King didn't want to divide his people.
FOREMAN
The movement was not a failure. I'm proof. If not for the Civil Rights movement I wouldn't be sitting here treating you.
DORIA
Have you even asked me how I feel? My whole body throbs with the pulse of my blood reminding me of every blow from my attackers. Pounding into me a reminder of every person that used a message of peace and love for power and authority.
FOREMAN
I'm sorry...I...
DORIA
When you walked in this room you didn't see a man in this bed. You saw a Black Man. One with a name you could worship and praise and place above the name of love that is God, above the equality of the soul.
FOREMAN
...
DORIA
I see it now in your eyes. You are not hearing what you want. That pedestal you placed yourself on, that place that you have earned, was earned from spite, from your desire to sit high on your thrown...oh yes, boy, if they wouldn't give you your reparations you were going to take them. Earn them even. I am sure you feel supreme with your place and your money.
HOUSE enters.
HOUSE
Michael.
DORIA
Now that is a voice of equality. The call of the old raspy crow. (turning to the door) How have you been Gregory?
HOUSE
Angry. Disenchanted. Suicidal, off and on.
DORIA
The path of the righteous is the path of suffering.
FOREMAN
You know House?!
HOUSE
Of course. We used to organize together.
DORIA
Before desire tainted the cause.
HOUSE
I figured you'd be in here seeking your validation.
FOREMAN
I was just checking on a patient.
HOUSE
How come you didn't know my name before you worked here? Are you a racist?
DORIA
That's what I was just telling him.
FOREMAN exits. DORIA laughs a little.
DORIA
That was some good preaching.
HOUSE
So, what happened?
DORIA
Punctuation. Irony. A gang of niggers beat me down for fifty-five dollars.
HOUSE
Were you trying to score some?
DORIA
For the Glaucoma. I got the prescription for it. Plus, it helps me sleep. The older we get, the more we want to forget, the more we need to sleep to escape our memories. I'm up at 3am every morning.
HOUSE
Me too. I'll get you something.
DORIA
Not that chemical crap. It is too heavy and it makes me have nightmares.
HOUSE
I know a guy. Real nice. Always even too. He's a bartender, so it's pretty easy access to him.
DORIA
Don't trouble yourself Dr. House. I won't be leaving this hospital with any pain?
HOUSE
What do you mean?
DORIA
I remember what it feels like to fill with fluids. Remember when those cops beat the shit out of me? Guys just doing their jobs right? Ordered by the Governor, himself.
HOUSE
That's the problem with democracy, any idiot can assume power.
DORIA
Let me take the easy way out.
HOUSE
I'll keep Foreman off your case.
DORIA
How long do you think it will take?
HOUSE
I can hear a bit of a gurgle in your lungs. You probably have two or three days.
FADE
SCENE TWO:
In the Doctor's Conference Room. CHASE, CAMERON, FOREMAN.
CAMERON
House was part of the Civil Rights Movement?
CHASE
Well, it isn't surprising.
FOREMAN
It isn't surprising?!
CHASE
To become so cynical you have to be an idealist first. Like Bob Dylan.
HOUSE enters.
HOUSE
So, what have we got?
FOREMAN
We need some x-rays. Maybe some exploratory surgery. He is probably bleeding internally.
HOUSE
I meant what are we getting for lunch?
FOREMAN
Don't you think we should be worried about your friend?
HOUSE
I wouldn't worry about Doria, he's a tough old bird. He'll be fine.
CAMERON
I thought you would be a little more concerned about the bruising around his kidneys?
CHASE
He's an old man. He needs treatment.
HOUSE
Oh it will be a treat. He is my friend. He will be fine. That is the end of it. Is there any other unsolvable situation that I need to remedy?
CAMERON
Nothing that isn't being handled by someone else.
HOUSE
Good. I'm going home.
SCENE THREE:
CUDDY'S OFFICE. HOUSE enters.
CUDDY
I hear you have a friend here?
HOUSE
Yes. An old one. I need a favor.
CUDDY
House you know I don't like doing you favors, it adds to my time in purgatory.
HOUSE
Not bad. I need you to keep Foreman out of this.
CUDDY
He's your doctor, you can control him.
HOUSE
He's going to go over my head.
CUDDY
Why would he need to do that?
HOUSE
Doria doesn't want to be treated.
CUDDY
Has he signed the releases.
HOUSE
No, give me them. I'll have him sign them. Thanks Cuddy.
CUDDY
It is his choice to forgo treatment.
HOUSE exits as FOREMAN enters.
FOREMAN
I thought you were going home.
HOUSE
I am. I just had to check in with the boss man first.
CUT
SCENE FOUR:
DORIA'S ROOM. HOUSE enters.
HOUSE
You need to sign these.
DORIA
What is it?
HOUSE
The hospital will let you die.
DORIA begins signing.
HOUSE
So when did you give up?
DORIA
Well it didn't happen all at once. Ali hurt us. Jesse Jackson became a fear monger and made it impossible to criticize black people...Ooo...I think what I believed in was gone forever when rap music came out.
HOUSE
Oh, come one, we're all united. There isn't anything we all wouldn't do for money.
DORIA
In the end, no ideal is right. People are too weak for ideals. Too easily swayed by the sin that taints us.
HOUSE
We are a nation of supremacists. Everyone knows they can be number one.
DORIA
We slave for our emptiness. Slaving away for our winning dreams, missing the entire point of living.
FOREMAN and CAMERON enter.
HOUSE
Haha. I win. You're too late.
FOREMAN
You can't just let him die.
DORIA
You can't just make me live.
CAMERON
Sir, it is very possible for us to help you. And help you recover.
DORIA
I have cancer you stupid girl. My liver is blacker than he is. What will you give me, two weeks? Two months? There is no reason to prolong my life.
FOREMAN
Aren't you afraid?
DORIA
Not at all. God has no judgment for me, or any person. I will be welcomed in love, as a spirit, with no skin. With no judgment from people like you.
HOUSE
Maybe you should go. He really doesn't like to be told what to do.
FOREMAN
You shouldn't just give up like this. You mean something to people. There's still good things you can do.
DORIA
You want me to live for you. For an ideal you made up in your gluttonous fat head.
FOREMAN exits.
CAMERON
House can I speak with you?
HOUSE
No. I'm having a sit in. See ya.
CAMERON exits.
CUT
SCENE FIVE:
In the DOCTOR'S CONFERENCE ROOM. CHASE, CAMERON, FOREMAN.
CHASE
I bet that really bugs ya.
FOREMAN
Don't screw with me, Chase. You're not House.
CHASE
You're a Christian right?
FOREMAN
Ya, I'm a Christian. What?!
CHASE
How can you call yourself a Christian when you follow the most dangerous of the Seven Deadly Sins? But is it Black Pride that you have, or just Self Pride?
CAMERON
Chase I don't think you should...
FOREMAN
You don't know a damn thing about what it's like to be a minority.
CHASE
You're the whitest black guy in the whitest hospital...it helps you to be darker. We blend into the sea of white faces, that applied here. In our field we have to stand out by the work we perform.
CAMERON
Foreman wasn't hired because he was black. He was hired because he's a good doctor.
CHASE
That's really my point. In America no one thinks more about the color of people's skin than a successful black man. You think you deserve it all, but you're even angrier because people think you have it because you're a pimp, or a crack dealer.
FOREMAN lunges at CHASE. CHASE avoids him.
CHASE
See that ego. Rageful. Cruel. Must have come from the streets....If you hate, if you resent, if you deserve, you'll have nothing in the end. You'll just find out that all you gained still wasn't enough to satisfy you.
FOREMAN
You are a racist.
CHASE
No.
FOREMAN
Oh yes you are. It's so easy for you to sit and judge someone in a situation you couldn't possibly understand.
CHASE
No. I can sit here and criticize you because you are a human being. You won't let me criticize you because you're a racist, because I'm white. You are insecure and you feel inferior, and you use your skin as an excuse for why the world doesn't go your way all the time. Well, let me tell you something...it doesn't go the way anyone wants it. We aren't gods, no matter how much we think we deserve to be.
CAMERON
We really need something to figure out so that we don't have to talk to each other.
CUT
SCENE SIX:
DORIA'S ROOM. HOUSE sitting. DORIA laying.
DORIA
(more gurgled now)
So, what is going to happen as I die?
HOUSE
Well...your lungs are going to fill with fluid. You'll be in and out of sleep. Then you're going to fall into a deep sleep. And basically you'll drown.
DORIA
The Death Rattle.
HOUSE
Right. From the air passing through the fluid.
DORIA
My mother died of lung cancer. I remember how hot her body became just before she died. She had been cold for twelve years, and then we couldn't cool her down...This hurts.
HOUSE
The shocks. After you fall asleep, I'll disconnect the stimulation from your heart.
FADE OUT
BREAK
SCENE SEVEN:
HALLWAY.
CAMERON
Hi. Are you Mary French? Michael Doria's sister?
MARY
Yes. Where is he?
CAMERON
He's in a room with Gregory House...
MARY
Who's Gregory House?
CAMERON
Oh, I thought you knew him. Your brother and he seemed so close.
MARY
No, I don't know him. Where is Michael?
CAMERON
He's stable. Maybe we should talk about what you should expect.
MARY
What do you mean?
CAMERON
Please, let's go into this office.
CAMERON and MARY enter the OFFICE.
CAMERON
In the advancing stages that Mr. Doria will be in he will likely be hallucinating. He may reach up towards the ceiling. Some people believe that they are seeing loved ones that have passed on already.
MARY
Passed on? What are you talking about? I was told he was beat up.
CAMERON
I'm sorry...um...He was. But he also has cancer.
MARY
Cancer?
CAMERON
Yes. Liver cancer.
MARY
He never told me that.
CAMERON
The beating seems to have weakened his body to the point where the cancer will take him.
MARY
Oh Lord.
CAMERON
Soon he won't be able to communicate with you. He will be in and out of consciousness. His eyes may not be able to focus on you. His lungs are filling with fluid.
MARY
Oh God.
CAMERON
I can take you to his room now if you'd like.
MARY
No.
CAMERON
I can take you when you are ready.
MARY
Oh no. No. I won't go. No. I'm sorry. I can't.
CAMERON
It's ok. You don't need to be sorry.
MARY
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. They made me watch my Mama die. No. I can't. Ooohhh. I'm sorry. Oh no.
MARY exits. WILSON enters
WILSON
Who was that?
CAMERON
Doria's sister.
WILSON
House's friend?
CAMERON
Right.
WILSON
Where is House?
CAMERON
Waiting for his friend to die.
WILSON
He's not treating him?
CAMERON
Doria won't let us. House doesn't care.
WILSON
I'm sure it is not easy to sit and watch your friend die.
FOREMAN enters.
FOREMAN
House cares about what is right for House.
WILSON
House cares about what is right for his patients. He doesn't care about coddling anyone.
CHASE enters.
CHASE
Life is hard. And the hardness of it doesn't need to covered up with illusions and lies.
WILSON
Don't any of you have anything to do?
CAMERON
No. The only crises has already signed his waivers saying we can't help him.
WILSON
Maybe you should be helping your colleague.
FOREMAN
They don't want us in there. I'm a racist apparently.
CHASE
Do you have to wine to everyone in the entire hospital about that? Do you have to be liked by all black people?
WILSON
Usually what makes us angriest is what is true about us. People hate to see that they are everything they so adamantly criticize. From a psychological point of view, it is usually true.
FOREMAN
I'm bored with this. Doria won't let us in and House won't come out.
CHASE
Why can't you just relax. Maybe this is what Doria was saying to you.
FOREMAN
What?
CHASE
Why do you always have to be doing something? Why does there always have to be something to solve? Can't you just let someone be?
FOREMAN
Not when it is my job.
WILSON
What if your job was to sit under a tree all day and do nothing, but sit.
FOREMAN
I wouldn't do it.
CAMERON
So, you have to be doing something. Even if it hurt someone else?
WILSON
Inaction harms no one.
FOREMAN
A bunch of doctors sitting around talking about inaction. Jesus. Without a massive amount of action none of you would be doctors.
WILSON
We cannot deny that the sort of actions required by a doctor are unnatural. It is against nature to treat any dying patient. So, really, the only natural thing that happens in a hospital is when the patient does die.
CAMERON
What if the Allies chose inaction and didn't stop the Holocaust.
HOUSE
(walks by)
The Holocaust would have ended when all the Jews were dead.
WILSON
I'll go talk to him. But, how many genocides have occurred throughout the world that we, I mean the US military, didn't stop? If it isn't on the Discovery Channel do you even think about it?
WILSON exits.
CUT
SCENE EIGHT:
At vending machine in HALLWAY. WILSON approaches HOUSE.
WILSON
Your people don't have anything to do.
HOUSE
They have something to do, I'm sure they're complaining about something. Wait! You don't think it's me do you?! So, send them home. They all have cell phones. Put them on call. Better yet, make them wash the windows, ooohhh, or scrub the toilets.
WILSON
What's going on?
HOUSE
Cappuccino.
WILSON
I mean with Doria?
HOUSE
He's dying.
WILSON
And you are just letting him die?
HOUSE
It is his desire.
WILSON
I know he signed all the forms but...
HOUSE
Sometimes you just need to be there, not even for someone, but just be there for the moment. Besides, I like the pain it is making me feel.
HOUSE exits.
CUT
SCENE NINE:
DORIA'S ROOM Time has passed.
HOUSE is sitting beside the bed in his chair. DORIA reaches to the ceiling. Gurgling. His eyes focused on something beyond the ceiling. HOUSE watches him.
CUDDY enters.
CUDDY
How's he doing?
HOUSE
(shrugs)
...
CUDDY
It's hard to see him like this, huh?
HOUSE
Ya.
CUDDY
(holding House from behind)
I'm gonna head home. Everyone else has gone. Wilson sent them home.
HOUSE nods.
FADE OUT
SCENE TEN:
DORIA'S ROOM Morning.
FADE UP
DORIA'S is in and out of consciousness. His eyes unfocused. He convulses with the shocks of the heart regulator every time he falls asleep. It is early morning. HOUSE sits in the chair beside the bed.
WILSON enters.
WILSON
You know the hospital has fold up beds for guests.
WILSON hands him a bagel.
HOUSE
(drained, his eyes red)
I know death doesn't mean anything. I've seen so many people die. (voice cracking) But...
WILSON
(touching House)
I know.
HOUSE
I've stood beside people weeping while their father dies, and felt nothing, because I didn't know them. When do you pass that point of human affection when you care enough about someone to be hurt when they die?
WILSON
Maybe when you know someone intimately enough to understand their reactions to the circumstances of living.
HOUSE
I feel it through my whole body. My soul aches. He touched it somehow. Why would it hurt if it wasn't dead forever? I don't know. I feel like I could throw up all of my insides.
WILSON
How long has it been since you've seen him?
HOUSE
Fifteen years. And still...(deep sigh)strange.
WILSON
You can't think your way out of it.
HOUSE
(nods)
...
FADE OUT
BREAK
SCENE ELEVEN:
In the DOCTOR'S CONFERENCE ROOM. CAMERON, FOREMAN sitting.
CHASE enters.
CHASE
What do we have today?
CAMERON
Nothing, yet.
CHASE
House still in with Doria?
FOREMAN
Ya.
CHASE
That was a little soft spoken for you?
FOREMAN
Don't start with me. Do you guys want to go get some breakfast? My treat.
CAMERON
Are you high?
FOREMAN
Let's see if House wants to go.
CHASE
You are high.
CUDDY enters.
CUDDY
We need you up in the Children's Ward.
FOREMAN
Thank God.
CHASE
We're on it.
CAMERON
Should we get House?
CHASE
Let's see if we can handle it first.
CUT
SCENE TWELVE:
CHILD'S ROOM.
CAMERON looks over a chart. CHASE and FOREMAN begin examining the child. The child has a tube down its throat, its on oxygen and has an IV in its arm
CAMERON
The child has been imobile for three days.
CHASE
Three days. Why did they wait so long?
CAMERON
I don't know.
FOREMAN
(listening)
Trouble breathing.
CHASE moves his finger in front of the child's eyes.
CHASE
Lathargic.
FOREMAN squeezes the child's arm's and legs.
FOREMAN
Poor muscle density.
CHASE
Is he constipated?
CAMERON
Yes.
FOREMAN
Do we have a blood sugar count?
CHASE
Hmmm. Myasthenia. Let's get a vampire up here to pull some blood.
CAMERON exits. We can see her through the window of the room. A couple sitting in in a waiting area stops her. They appear worried. CHASE notices that she has stopped and is talking to them.
CHASE
Hippies.
FOREMAN
What?
CHASE exits. SHOT of CHASE and CAMERON with a COUPLE.
CHASE
Why did you take so long to bring your baby in?
MAN
We live in a remote area. We had to hike out.
WOMAN
We don't own a car.
CHASE
You can your own food, don't you?
MAN
Yes. Why?
CHASE
We are going to need a stool sample.
CAMERON
Oh. I see.
CHASE reenters the CHILD'S ROOM.
FOREMAN
Botulism.
CHASE
Too damn easy wasn't it?
FOREMAN
This far along the child will have be treated with the antitoxin. Damn stereotypes. Like a beacon into the answer.
CHASE
I guess Cameron can handle it from here.
FOREMAN
Hey kid, it'll take a bit but you'll be back crawling around in a few weeks.
CHASE
You think that baby understood you?
FOREMAN
Maybe he can understand the inflection of the act.
CHASE
That guy really got to you didn't he? What else did he say to you? Well, I guess House knows anyway. And isn't that the funniest part.
CUT
SCENE THIRTEEN:
DORIA'S ROOM
HOUSE in his position. WARNER enters. She sits.
HOUSE
I remember when I was a child and I was cold I would take a blanket and cover it on the vents of the house. It was so warm. So relaxing. Peaceful. It was a nice place to think. My parents must have found me asleep on vents a hundred times. Pretty funny.
WARNER
Have you ever told me anything about your childhood?
HOUSE
My parents would yell at me to let everyone else have the heat. It was like yelling at a brick. I didn't have to react. My will was stronger than theirs and they knew it. I wanted to be there and I was staying. My parents wished child abuse was more popular.
WARNER
I bet it frightened them how smart you were.
HOUSE
Isn't it funny what you can remember when you are not trying to force your mind to think of something. When there is no great problem to solve. (pause) Remember how we would talk after we had sex? Remember how philosophical and light it was?
WARNER
Why do you do this? Why does everything have to drop down to some indecent level?
HOUSE
Just because it makes you uncomfortable doesn't mean you should let yourself forget it, or warp it into something it wasn't, just because you have these walls, biases, and filters constructed. If you really think on how it really was, you know it was god damn beautiful.
WARNER
....
HOUSE
I'll tell you one good thing about drugs...They make even the most insignificant things mean something. Something honest and good.
WARNER
What's he dying from?
HOUSE
Cancer. The Big C. The old man's gift.
WARNER
Isn't that pneumonia? (pause) Do you see yourself in him?
HOUSE
I love it when you take advantage of my emotions. (pause) Not at all.
WARNER
So, you idolize him.
HOUSE
No. I appreciate him.
WARNER
Where is all of this coming from?
HOUSE
It was always kinkiest when you were psychoanalyzing me.
WARNER
(half laugh)
House...
HOUSE
Do you know when I knew I wanted to marry you?..I watched my father die...and I wondered on his life and on all the build to that final instant...I thought on my own death...To the last second of it...and I knew that the thought I wanted last would be...you. Absolutely everything I knew about you, all at once, a final stamp on a man's life.
WARNER
(stunned)
.......
HOUSE
Every second...I know I didn't show it right, but it changed my life, and always for the better.
DORIA suddenly jerks up and yells something. Gurgled. He grabs upwards. He collapses.
HOUSE
He does that sometimes. Just barely in his body now. Waiting for that second that he's weak enough to escape.
WARNER
It changes us when we watch someone die. It softens us...gentles us...for a time anyway.
HOUSE
We know that these seconds, whatever they are like, will be here for us tomorrow, or sooner...What will be the final fate of the gamble of our beliefs?..
WARNER
Is there anything that you could ever believe in?
HOUSE
We cannot know what we don't experience. We are such cowards for staying alive.
CUT
SCENE FOURTEEN:
CHASE, CAMERON, and FOREMAN sit in the DOCTOR'S CONFERENCE ROOM.
CAMERON is writing something. CHASE is spinning in a chair starring at the ceiling. FOREMAN is thinking, his legs stretched out, his chin in his hand.
CHASE
I know.
CAMERON
What?
FOREMAN
He said "I know."
CAMERON
Ha-ha.
CHASE
Where's the most entertaining place in this hospital? (pause) And it is the most avoided place in this entire hospital.
FOREMAN
(quickly)
House's office.
CAMERON
I know where he keeps the pills.
CHASE, CAMERON, and FOREMAN exit.
CUT
SCENE FIFTEEN:
CHASE, CAMERON, and FOREMAN enter HOUSE'S OFFICE.
CAMERON goes right for a drawer. CHASE flicks on the soap operas.
FOREMAN
Where's the GameBoy?
CAMERON opens another drawer and hands the GameBoy to FOREMAN.
CHASE
Why do you know where everything is?
CAMERON
I like to go through people's things...
CHASE
It arouses you doesn't it?
FOREMAN
The thrill of getting caught?
CAMERON
The thrill of finding what people think is hidden.
CHASE
I like to take dirty panties out of people's hampers.
FOREMAN
I'm wearing panties.
CAMERON
What?
FOREMAN
Want to smell them?
CAMERON
Do you have my green thong?
CHASE
I sleep in it.
CAMERON begins crushing up the pills that she found on House's desk. CHASE takes out a hundred dollar bill. CAMERON does a line.
CHASE
The bigger the bill the better the high. You in on this Foreman?
FOREMAN
No that's cool.
CHASE does a line. CAMERON begins to crush up more pills.
CAMERON
Want to smoke it?
CHASE
Want to put some Ritalin with that? You'll never pay more attention to nothing in your life.
CAMERON
Ya! Ya.
CAMERON pulls out a blackened piece of foil from her pocket.
CHASE
You've got to love a girl that's prepared.
CHASE smashes up some Ritalin and they head for a window.
FOREMAN
What if we have a patient.
CAMERON
It won't happen. Not today. The day's almost over anyway.
FOREMAN
We still have three hours left in our shifts.
CHASE
Every old man I've ever known has looked back on his life and wished he had lived it. Look we've all worked god damn hard all our lives, today has been given to us. Let's not waste anymore of it.
CAMERON
At least this crap is legal.
FOREMAN
All right, give me a line of the vicodin. But I don't want to smoke it.
CAMERON
Cool.
CAMERON crushes it up. FOREMAN snorts it.
CHASE
New horizons. You're breaking barriers today Foreman.
CAMERON and CHASE head back to the window. FOREMAN sits down and starts to play the GameBoy.
FADE OUT
BREAK
SCENE SIXTEEN:
FADE UP
FOREMAN is playing the GameBoy. CAMERON and CHASE sit close together watching the soaps.
FRONTAL SHOT of CHASE and CAMERON.
CHASE
In the soap opera world nothing ever gets you down. You could be in a coma for fifteen years, your brother could have been killed by the mob, you could have had to stop an evil weather machine, and still you're never too down to go out and screw your other blind half-brother's sister.
CAMERON
A fake world. Fabricated by the weaving of adjectives.
CHASE
Adjectives control the world. Adjectives take a simple event and manifest an emotion for it.
CAMERON zones out for several seconds. CHASE watches TV.
CAMERON
You know what I like about drugs? I like that moment when you just shut off. Your mind isn't on, and you are just staring into nothing. (pause) I think that is when you know you have a problem, not with drugs, but a problem inside yourself, when it feels so good to be dead.
CHASE
Maybe there is a trauma in your past that you shut yourself down during, so you didn't feel the pain it could have caused you.
CAMERON
But the pain is the only thing that lets me know I'm still alive.
CHASE
So what's it from?
CAMERON
I can't find the reason in me. I've tried, but it is buried somewhere.
SHOT to include FOREMAN.
FOREMAN
Maybe there isn't an event. Maybe it's your natural instinct to protect yourself. Maybe it's on all the time. It could be a programmed response and you became obsessed with the feeling it gave you.
CHASE
So, maybe you have to overcome your own design to be able to let your lust for detachment weaken.
FOREMAN
Maybe you're addicted to your own despair.
CAMERON
What if you have to stop wanting it to get it?
SHOT of WILSON passing. He glances in House's window to the hallway. He stops in his tracks and enters HOUSE'S OFFICE. Everyone jumps a bit.
WILSON
Let's see...Idle hands...While the cat's away...uh...God forbid you don't have anything to do.
FOREMAN
We're working on our bedside manner.
CAMERON
We don't have anyone else's problems to solve so I think we've started working on our own.
WILSON
What a day for you guys. Learning the basest micromanagement skills. Maybe a reflection, a siesta, kind of time period should be set up in the hospital to make our doctors better people.
CAMERON
A lot of corporations that focus on creativity do that.
FOREMAN
We aren't supposed to be creative, we're supposed to be analytical.
WILSON
I would have to say that making things up doesn't really bode well with the job requirements.
FOREMAN
If you don't stop thinking you might think yourselves out of jobs.
WILSON
Like Socrates. If you're too smart you will hinder yourselves.
CAMERON
Maybe I am too smart.
CHASE
I think you are too smart.
WILSON
Try to keep it in your studio apartments kids. How about you go check on House.
CUT
SCENE SEVENTEEN:
DORIA'S body jolts and convulses in his sleep. Thrusting his crouch into the air and slamming him back down to the bed with every shock. HOUSE begins to remove the heart stimulation.
HOUSE
You're almost there. You don't even have to try now.
CAMERON, CHASE and FOREMAN enter.
HOUSE
I don't think he'd want any of you in here. Especially a raci...
FOREMAN
I just want to be here. I don't have an agenda or a reason. We all just want to help you.
HOUSE
I don't need any help watching him die.
CAMERON
(rubs House's shoulder)
We know. It's ok. But maybe we'll stay.
HOUSE
Well it's your funeral...well his. Suit yourself.
Some SILENCE forced by the heavy situation of emotion.
CHASE
He's so hot. You can feel it coming off of him. The Tibetans have a method of meditation called the Inner Heat Yoga. Supposedly, what they are doing while in the meditation is simulating the experience of death and it creates great heat as one adjoins with full spirit of male and female.
CAMERON
They can melt a ring of snow around them.
CHASE
Right. They become very hot.
THEY sit. Waiting. No one says anything for some time. The only sound is the gurgle of DORIA'S drowning.
CAMERON
Look at Foreman.
FOREMAN sleeps.
CHASE
Ever since I first met Foreman I've been waiting for this moment. Does anyone have a black marker?
CAMERON
I do.
HOUSE
I think you need a white marker.
CHASE
Damn your right. He doesn't even have enough hair to put stuff in.
CAMERON
It's like he has prepared for this moment, probably from the first moment he met you, Chase.
HOUSE
Maybe you could expertly trim his nails down to nubs. Oh...Someone got their before you did.
CHASE
This could be my only chance.
HOUSE
You could duct tape him to the chair.
CAMERON
Or put shaving cream on his hand and then tickle his nose. hehe.
FOREMAN
I'm awake.
(laughter)
(pause)
HOUSE
Thanks for taking care of everything over the past couple of days.
FOREMAN
There hasn't been anything to do.
CHASE
We had one easy case of botulism.
HOUSE
Hippies?
CHASE
Of course.
CAMERON
I'm glad you're letting out your emotions.
FOREMAN
Eventually, there is an event that pushes you over the barrier that we hold ourselves back with. Life builds up and in time it always explodes.
HOUSE
You've been taking my vicoden. Cameron?
CAMERON
What do you mean, Cameron?
HOUSE
I like to watch people go through other people's things when they don't think people are watching them. Besides I have a skirt cam under my desk.
CAMERON
No, you don't.
HOUSE
Of course the pictures Chase gave me were much better.
CAMERON
Chase?!
CHASE
He didn't know I have pictures.
CAMERON
Neither did I.
FOREMAN
How much longer does he have?
HOUSE
Tonight or tomorrow morning.
CAMERON
Are you going to be ok?
HOUSE
I haven't even seen him in ten years, I don't know why I feel anything.
CAMERON
But he meant something to you in the course of your life.
HOUSE
...I don't know.
CHASE
House, I thought you knew everything.
HOUSE
I'm as dumbfounded as you are.
CHASE
What are you going to be like when someone as significant to your life like me passes on.
FOREMAN
Oh they'll never find the body.
HOUSE
It is different when you don't see the body, and you just here about someone's death.
CAMERON
Like when Foreman's telling us about it the next day over coffee.
There is an unnatural random SILENCE amongst the group. It suddenly seems like the heaviness of the room returns again. Things are awkward.
CHASE
I think I'm going to head out tonight.
CHASE shakes HOUSE'S hand.
FOREMAN
I guess I will too.
FOREMAN smacks HOUSE on the back.
CHASE and FOREMAN exit.
CAMERON
Do you need anything?
HOUSE
No thanks.
CAMERON
It's ok to be human you know.
HOUSE
I expected that zinger a lot earlier.
CAMERON
I'm just saying...it's good to be, to remember what's important, and what's final.
HOUSE
So, sure, I'm a human, but it just isn't functional. It's pointless and wasteful to be human.
CAMERON
Yes I know. But even the pointlessness doesn't matter either, because you're stuck with your humanness.
HOUSE
Are you trying to seduce me again?
CAMERON
Are you trying to push me away again?
HOUSE
It doesn't matter what situation surrounds us, we still are stuck being our screwed up selves in it. Interpreting the circumstance through a thousand biases. Changing what is happening, warping it into something for ourselves.
CAMERON
Our greed makes us mourn. Because we want them to stay for us.
CAMERON stands and kisses HOUSE on the cheek.
CAMERON
I'm going to go. So that you don't hold yourself back, to appear some way to me.
CAMERON moves to exit.
HOUSE
Allison.
CAMERON
Yes.
HOUSE
Can you imagine I said something really kind and poignant to you?
CAMERON
I'd love to.
CAMERON exits.
FADE OUT
SCENE NINETEEN: FINAL
FADE UP
DORIA'S ROOM. It is late at night. Everything is silent except the sound of the flat line and the sound of water from the bathroom. HOUSE is not in the room. WILSON enters. WILSON appears concerned.
WILSON
House?
WILSON knocks on the bathroom door.
WILSON
House are you in there?
No answer. WILSON tries the door. It is locked.
WILSON
Oh crap.
WILSON begins to dig through a mess of keys that he has. None work. He runs out into the hall and returns with a new set of keys. The SHOT remains on the door.
He finally opens the door.
HOUSE is passed out on the toilet. The water runs into the sink.
WILSON checks HOUSE'S vital signs. HOUSE is alive. WILSON shuts off the sink and starts to wake HOUSE up.
HOUSE suddenly vomits.
WILSON
Eck!
HOUSE
And you without your camera. How are we ever going to remember this?
WILSON
What are you doing?
HOUSE
I just wanted to be left alone for a bit.
WILSON
You are overdosing.
HOUSE
I didn't mean to. I just took a couple more than normal. I guess I know my limits now. It's two more than normal.
HOUSE begins to clean himself up.
WILSON
Did you record the time of death?
HOUSE
Yes. 11:14pm.
WILSON
Hmmm. It's late then. I knew it was late, but not that late.
HOUSE
Are you losing time?
WILSON
Story of my life. You left the sink on. I didn't know what was happening in here.
HOUSE
I like how the sound of water drowns out everything. I usually fall asleep in the tub.
WILSON
That sounds safe.
WILSON moves to unplug the heart monitor.
HOUSE
I've never inhaled the water. I don't move when I sleep.
WILSON
Well, I don't sleep when I sleep. I am always half awake. A fly buzzes by and I'm wide awake. Can't sleep for hours.
HOUSE
With how helpless we are it amazes me that we think we are so important, and it is that thought of importance that put us here.
WILSON
Humanities great hubris. People have been thinking about it for centuries and have gotten nowhere. But I know I could go for a bite to eat.
HOUSE
Let's get something really greasy.
HOUSE and WILSON exit.
FADE
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